Dance Jokes

What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?  Tap dancing

What do ballerinas run on? Batterie power!

When does your mom sound like your dance teacher? When she tells you to check your attitude,

What animals are poor dancers?   Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

Quote of the Month

          Dance is the fastest, most direct route to the truth — not some big truth that belongs to everybody,

        but the get down and personal kind, the what’s-happening-in-me-right-now kind of truth.         Gabrielle Roth