Dance Jokes

What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?  Tap dancing

What do ballerinas run on? Batterie power!

When does your mom sound like your dance teacher? When she tells you to check your attitude,

What animals are poor dancers?   Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

Quotes by the Famous & Not so Famous  

    Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels.  

  • 1. Beginning dancer. Knows nothing.
  •                                                                          2. Intermediate dancer. Knows everything. Too good to dance with beginners.
  •                           3. Hotshot  dancer. Too good to dance with anyone.
  •                                                           4. Advanced dancer. Dances everything. Especially with beginners…
  •                                    Dick Crum, dance teacher
  •     And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~ Nietzsche